Greatest pick up of all time
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that is AMAZING
Woah
That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.
Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…
(Source: hannahsneakers)
imagine holding your favorite pokemon (◡‿◡✿)
or having it stand next to you (◡‿◡✿)
going on adventures with it (◡‿◡✿)
real life pokemon (◕‿◕✿)
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
(Source: idiotshitbaby)
$1.1 BILLION
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
(Source: neverendingretrodream)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
(Source: google.com)
